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<div class="entry"><p>Rumour has it that the rapper Kanye West , which would make his full name North West. If this taste for puns runs in the family, I hope that the boy grows up to write an autobiography titled “North” – so that the front cover will read, “North by North West.”</p><p>The North idea marks a break from family tradition for the mother,burberry, Kim Kardashian. Her siblings have all been given names beginning with a “K” – two of them, incidentally, misspelt: Kourtney and Khloé. Of course this celebrity obsession with strange names is less about alliteration and more about ego and branding. The very last thing a child wants growing up is to be called Ampersand or Lumbago – it’ll make them the target of playground abuse. But celebrity isn't about fitting in but sticking out, so artists give their children exotic first names (North) that will remind people that their otherwise dull surnames (West) belong to a famous person. By that logic, I should name any future son Accrington or Livingston and in the time that it takes the listener to get the joke,ghd sale, they’ll have hopefully been reminded that daddy is that Stanley who writes for the Telegraph.</p><p>All of the above points to the uncomfortable way in which Hollywood treats its young like Gucci bags to be shown off at the latest award show. What most children desperately want (even more so,ghd straighteners, I’d imagine, if the offspring of a movie star) is normality, even anonymity. But in the life of the artist, everything is public and everything is becomes a performance. Michael Jackson named his children Prince,borse burberry, Paris and Blanket and  – which, of course, made the photographs of them 100 times more interesting to gawp at. Angelina Jolie has adopted such a wide variety of ethnic groups that shopping trips resemble an ad for famine relief – and, predictably, has given them utterly mad names like Shiloh,cheap ghd straighteners, Zahara and Pax. The outcome is that untrue stories –  – adopt an air of believability because she’s given?cynics ample cause to suspect that she’s a fruitcake (a pity, ). Meanwhile, a whole generation of kids is being raised in Bel Air with names that sound like they belong to the cabin crew of the Starship Enterprise and,Mulberry handbags, inevitably, the trend towards absurdity trickles down to the man in the street. A few years ago my second cousin married a man called Herring and named their daughter Star. When I first heard the two names put together,ray ban sale,Mikkel Kessler kill outburst shows Carl Froch is f, I couldn’t help but blurt out, “Catch of the day?” Very cruel, I know, but nothing compared to what she’ll hear in the playground.</p><p>Hopefully Mr West will see the light and call his child something generic like George or John. Alas,Sadlers Wells the power of dance to shock - Telegraph, given his self-styled status as “” I suspect that the will to plump for something earcatchingly daft will prove too strong for his eccentric ego to resist. Not for nothing has he earned the attention of South Park,ghd,David Camerons breadmaker joke fails to rise ̵, . Of course,ray ban 3025, Mr West is certainly not,hogan rebel, and never has been, a gay fish. Even if he was, people need to understand that in this enlightened age a homoerotic attachment to another species is nothing to be ashamed of. I knew a fellow who had a gay affair with the . Well, it takes allsorts to make a world.</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p></div>

<div class="entry"><p>Rumour has it that the rapper Kanye West , which would make his full name North West. If this taste for puns runs in the family, I hope that the boy grows up to write an autobiography titled “North” – so that the front cover will read, “North by North West.”</p><p>The North idea marks a break from family tradition for the mother,burberry, Kim Kardashian. Her siblings have all been given names beginning with a “K” – two of them, incidentally, misspelt: Kourtney and Khloé. Of course this celebrity obsession with strange names is less about alliteration and more about ego and branding. The very last thing a child wants growing up is to be called Ampersand or Lumbago – it’ll make them the target of playground abuse. But celebrity isn't about fitting in but sticking out, so artists give their children exotic first names (North) that will remind people that their otherwise dull surnames (West) belong to a famous person. By that logic, I should name any future son Accrington or Livingston and in the time that it takes the listener to get the joke,ghd sale, they’ll have hopefully been reminded that daddy is that Stanley who writes for the Telegraph.</p><p>All of the above points to the uncomfortable way in which Hollywood treats its young like Gucci bags to be shown off at the latest award show. What most children desperately want (even more so,ghd straighteners, I’d imagine, if the offspring of a movie star) is normality, even anonymity. But in the life of the artist, everything is public and everything is becomes a performance. Michael Jackson named his children Prince,borse burberry, Paris and Blanket and  – which, of course, made the photographs of them 100 times more interesting to gawp at. Angelina Jolie has adopted such a wide variety of ethnic groups that shopping trips resemble an ad for famine relief – and, predictably, has given them utterly mad names like Shiloh,cheap ghd straighteners, Zahara and Pax. The outcome is that untrue stories –  – adopt an air of believability because she’s given?cynics ample cause to suspect that she’s a fruitcake (a pity, ). Meanwhile, a whole generation of kids is being raised in Bel Air with names that sound like they belong to the cabin crew of the Starship Enterprise and,Mulberry handbags, inevitably, the trend towards absurdity trickles down to the man in the street. A few years ago my second cousin married a man called Herring and named their daughter Star. When I first heard the two names put together,ray ban sale,Mikkel Kessler kill outburst shows Carl Froch is f, I couldn’t help but blurt out, “Catch of the day?” Very cruel, I know, but nothing compared to what she’ll hear in the playground.</p><p>Hopefully Mr West will see the light and call his child something generic like George or John. Alas,Sadlers Wells the power of dance to shock - Telegraph, given his self-styled status as “” I suspect that the will to plump for something earcatchingly daft will prove too strong for his eccentric ego to resist. Not for nothing has he earned the attention of South Park,ghd,David Camerons breadmaker joke fails to rise ̵, . Of course,ray ban 3025, Mr West is certainly not,hogan rebel, and never has been, a gay fish. Even if he was, people need to understand that in this enlightened age a homoerotic attachment to another species is nothing to be ashamed of. I knew a fellow who had a gay affair with the . Well, it takes allsorts to make a world.</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p></div>